Barenaked Ladies
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If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a K-car
(A nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I’d build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
[SPOKEN] You know we could just go up the and hang out
(Like open the fridge and stuff and, girl, there’d be foods laid out for us)
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things, hmm
(They have pre-wrapped sausages but theydon’t have pre-wrapped bacon)
Can you blame them (Yeah)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We’d take a limousine ‘cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
[SPOKEN] But we would eat Kraft dinner
(Of course we would, we’d just eat more)
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
(That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups, hmm)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a monkey
(Haven’t you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
[6X] If I had a million dollars [6X]
I’d be rich
Daina De Prez 